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Sayings for Womens T-Shirts

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - I HAVE A GUN

Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

I hate everybody, and you're next.

And your point is...

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

You KNOW you want me.

Don't worry. It only seems kinky the first time...

Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear.

I have PMS and a hand gun. Any questions?

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How do you identify a bald eagle?
All of his feathers are combed to one side.

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Well, when I met Clarice, I just KNEW she was "Miss Right".
I just didn't realize she was "Miss *ALWAYS* Right"!

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You never know till it's too late to do something about it:) As well as always being right ,it's a womans perogative to change her mind, so even when were wrong we change our minds so that we are right. You must know that a man can never win an arguement with a woman.

Yes, I know that. It's one of the few things men learn in dealing with women, but it usually takes us until we're at least over 40 to catch on.

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